Astronomer porn?

I maintain that a lack of sleep was a large factor in this, but the other day I was working on a story and I realized it sounded like astronomer porn.  I was describing how this unknown object was first detected with the “125 meter optical telescope at the Lunar Farside Observatory.” I just pictured astronomers having to put the book down and go take a cold meteor shower.  Ba-dum ching.

In case you’re wondering, I’m more embarrassed about the pun.