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Political Pies

Posted in Books, eBook, Politics, Rant, Stories with tags , , , , on February 11, 2015 by oneoveralpha

NewPieEverybody complains about politics, but does anyone do anything about it? My attempt to do something about it was to collect forty of my short stories with a political element into my Political Pies anthology. The stories are either politically neutral or equally condemning of the national parties. Instead of trying to sway you to one ideology or another, my goal is to just get people thinking about politics in the hopes a rose might grow out of all the political manure.

Here is an example of such a hopeful rose.

“Is That How it Works?”

“Next question.”

A middle-aged gentleman walked up to the microphone at the front of the auditorium. He cleared his throat, then said, “Senator, on the campaign trail you have often stated that the rich and powerful – both individual and corporate – should receive tax breaks because they are the job creators.”

“That’s correct.”

The man took a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolded it. “Sir, I’ve been unemployed for twenty months now.” He held the piece of paper up so everyone could see it was a check. “This is the last of my life savings.” He tossed the check up onto the stage about ten feet from the candidate. “I give it to you so that you – as the nearest I’ll get to the rich and powerful – now have all of the money that matters to me. Now give me a goddamn job!”

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If you are at all curious, then check out the page for Political Pies on my website to find out where you can find it.

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The All-You-Can-Read Buffet

Posted in Books, eBook, Humor, Scifi, Stories, Writing with tags , , , on February 4, 2015 by oneoveralpha

Buffet

The All-You-Can-Read Buffet is a collection of forty stories covering various genres and themes ranging from six to over 4,200 words in length. They also cover a wide time range. Some of these stories I began writing a decade ago, while others were written especially for this collection. All together, they are a buffet of my writing. As such, I encourage you to read as much as you want. Go back for seconds, thirds, fourths even. I won’t even mind if you skip over the stuff you don’t like, but, to quote your mother, “How do you know you don’t like it? Have you tried it?”

Here is a taste of what you’ll find within.

“Dark Anniversary”

With a dozen roses in hand, the man dressed all in black walked towards the tombstone. The lettering had already begun to fade, but the words were drilled into his brain: Edith Robyn Sommers, April 4, 1956 – June 14, 1975.

After a few moments of reflection, the man knelt and set the roses on her grave.

“You are so maudlin, Eric,” a voice said from the darkness.

Without turning, Eric said, “You never forget your first, Robert.”

Robert stepped from the shadows. “My first was just some peasant.”

“And after all these centuries you still remember that.”

Robert stood for a few seconds, then turned and disappeared.

Eric chuckled, then stood. He nodded to the tombstone and said, “Until next year, Edith.” He then spread his wings and flew into the night.

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If you are at all curious, then check out the page for The All-You-Can-Read Buffet on my website to find out where you can find it.

The Dog Did What?

Posted in Books, Humor, Stories, Writing with tags , , on August 20, 2014 by The Prince of Pithy

pageChicken Soup for the Soul: The Dog Did What? came out yesterday, and as you can see, my story “The Reluctant Host” can be found on page 293.  And while it would be nice if you read mine first, I won’t be offended if you take your time and read all 101 stories about dogs.

Promoting Political Pies

Posted in Books, eBook, Politics, Writing with tags , , , , on March 7, 2013 by The Prince of Pithy

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Late last year I decided I would spend the first three months of this year promoting my three anthologies, giving them a little boost.  I should have realized that politicians would have done something to make people sick of politics when I was promoting my third anthology, Political Pies.  But what are you going to do.

Here’s the book description:

Everybody complains about politics, but does anyone do anything about it? Stephen L. Thompson’s attempt to do something about it is to collect forty of his short stories with a political element into his Political Pies anthology. His stories are either politically neutral or equally condemning of the national parties. Instead of trying to sway you to one ideology or another, his goal is to just get people thinking about politics in the hopes a rose might grow out of all the political manure.

This link will take you to my website page for Political Pies.  To give you an example of what you will find inside, here is one of the stories. Enjoy.

“Is That How it Works?”

“Next question.”

A middle-aged gentleman walked up to the microphone at the front of the auditorium. He cleared his throat, then said, “Senator, on the campaign trail you have often stated that the rich and powerful – both individual and corporate – should receive tax breaks because they are the job creators.”

“That’s correct.”

The man took a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolded it. “Sir, I’ve been unemployed for twenty months now.” He held the piece of paper up so everyone could see it was a check. “This is the last of my life savings.” He tossed the check up onto the stage about ten feet from the candidate. “I give it to you so that you – as the nearest I’ll get to the rich and powerful – now have all of the money that matters to me. Now give me a goddamn job!”

The All-You-Can-Read Buffet

Posted in Books, eBook, Humor, Scifi, Stories, Website, Writing with tags , , , , , , on February 2, 2013 by The Prince of Pithy

Buffet

Last month, I made a push on promoting my first short story anthology, A Man of Few Words.  This month, I’m doing the same with my second anthology, The All-You-Can-Read Buffet.  It contains  forty stories covering various genres and themes ranging from six to over 4,200 words in length. They also cover a wide time range. Some of these stories I began writing a decade ago, while others were written especially for this collection. All together, they are a buffet of my writing. As such, I encourage you to read as much as you want. Go back for seconds, thirds, fourths even. I won’t even mind if you skip over the stuff you don’t like, but, to quote your mother, “How do you know you don’t like it? Have you tried it?”

This link will take you to the page I set up for the book with all the places you can find it.

I was on par with Shakespeare

Posted in Books, eBook, Humor, Stories with tags , , on January 12, 2013 by The Prince of Pithy

… but not as interesting as the boss’s daughter.

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This is Amazon’s list of Best Selling Kindle Anthologies.  On the left, are the paid listings, while on the right is the listing for the free ones.  I was checking up on my free promotion for A Man of Few Words when I saw that.  Unfortunately, they updated the list a few minutes ago and now I’m surrounded by less interesting books.

A Man of Few Words

Posted in Books, Stories with tags , , on January 9, 2013 by The Prince of Pithy

FewWords

This month, I’ve been working to push my first short story anthology, A Man of Few Words.  The link will take you to the page I’ve set up with the places where you can find it.  In addition, on January 11th and 12th, you will be able to download it for free on Kindle.  So circle those dates and be sure to check it out.