Three things I’ve learned from commercials

1) Apparently, doctors never read medical histories. It seems like in every medicine commercial – after the three minutes of possible side effects – they state, “Tell your doctor if you’ve had liver failure.” Shouldn’t that be something your doctor should already know?

2) If your neighbor looses a loved one and you go over to offer comfort, they will go on a ten minute spiel about how expensive the funeral was and how great their loved one’s life insurance was.

3) And of course the old favorite, husbands and boyfriends are idiots.


One Response to “Three things I’ve learned from commercials”

  1. I saw this under the humor section on this site, and I must say awesome job! These are all very true!

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