Three things I’ve learned from commercials
1) Apparently, doctors never read medical histories. It seems like in every medicine commercial – after the three minutes of possible side effects – they state, “Tell your doctor if you’ve had liver failure.” Shouldn’t that be something your doctor should already know?
2) If your neighbor looses a loved one and you go over to offer comfort, they will go on a ten minute spiel about how expensive the funeral was and how great their loved one’s life insurance was.
3) And of course the old favorite, husbands and boyfriends are idiots.