Renewing my membership
Years ago, I founded an organization: the Society for the Making of Annoying Remarks and Taking Advantage of Silly Situations. That’s right, I’m a card carrying S.M.A.R.T.A.S.S. Anyway, when I arrived home for Thanksgiving, this is what I saw:
My dad’s in the process of rebuilding part of the barn. I walked in the house and told my mom, “Barn looks like it’ll leak.” I guess my S.M.A.R.T.A.S.S. membership is still in good standing.